The Result of Doing Too Much Maths...

Macbeth needs more...

Okay so we're reading Macbeth for English, and i have to say, Shakespeare really knows how to put someone off reading...
So i thought to myself: 'What would make Macbeth awesomer?', and so with some of my fellow classmates, we came up with a few ideas:

-zombies
-polar bears
-tyrannosaurus rexes with swords for teeth driving forklifts
-kamikaze unicorns
-old spice commercial breaks
-people firing lasers from their mouths
-exploding fruit (watermelons, pineapple...)
-Donkey Kong
-gold plated armoured warthogs
-Spongebob Squarepants
-black guys having break-dance offs
-racist asians
-the Terminator
-elephant pornstars
-Ronald MacDonald as Macbeth
-bollywood dancing sequences with over 300 people in them
-Borat
-werewolves
-gypsies wielding AK-47s
-obese people mud-wrestling
-crazy cat ladies
-slow motion action sequences
-New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo
-Swans pecking old peoples eyes out
-Rambo
-300 prehistoric great white sharks called 'Bruce'
-beheadings

...AND LESS SOLILOQUIES!!!